When you are bored

when you are bored you tell your mom your bored then she says read then you read a 400 page book when you finish you know that you are still bored so you dig a hole down to earth and make the spiciest hot sauce ever and give it to your self then you start burning to a pile of ashes

The end

Grammar 12/12/14

5a. I saw / a gray-green slimy thing/like a snail / without its shell / only bigger / the size of a rat

Today AHW

i am exhausted today we surprised aria in her locker bay for her b-day from my perspective we got off the bus and she went somewhere i saw her coming out of the library and told all her friends in the locker bay "shes coming" Jacob Le barre told her something to get her over then she walked by the locker bay "Hap--" what i heard she was dropping of her treats in Mr. Joes room then she came back to the locker bay "Happy Birthday" She was very happy then School happened and aria had a concert to so she played a bunch of song my favorite was "Finale" then we left around 8 and went home now its 9:20 so that's why I'm tired

Gaga Update

You guys know about the gaga pit right well 2 things one we will be aasking henderson acadey if we can build one for them and show them a video of it also we might have a gaga fest/ tournament to raise money we wont build another one for our school so sorry :( 

Out of ideas AHW

I hate that feeling when you need to do AHW when you don't know what to write well what did i today there was a delayed start but i forgot so we went to the bus stop checked Birmingham public schools calendar which said 90 Minute Delay so i played Minecraft and Stuff then i went to school and had Sciracy where we edited the Gaga pit Video which we are showing to henderson Academy so we can build one for them then i had gym and played basketball then lunch and recess then soical studies cnn student news then science phet labs 3 La writing essay and Math Multiplying Fractions then choice hour where i did iphone/ipad photography and did a macro/(close up) picture that was my school day

Um... What to write

lets see Advertisement get your new iPhone 99 now witha screen that's 10 feet long take selfies now with ios 999 you can use your voice to click the screen by saying "click" because people are to lazy to do it now if you break your phone you get a 10 minute warranty  better hurry

Virtual Reality Prologue

What if there was a game where you could jump in to it and explore level up earn money and try to get to the final level sort of got this idea from anime lol but what if when you died you were Dead forever maybe i will do a series about that.

12/8/14 Auggie changes by...

In Wonder By R.J. Palacio, Auggie changes by.... At the begging Auggie was always bothered by his face but during the end he stopped always getting annoyed by this. Auggie probably thought he wouldn't have many friends but at the end he thought people were trying to get close to him to take a photo with him. Auggie thought that Julian would always be there to bother him but Julian was moving away  so Auggie was glad.

Sunday

It's Sunday im in bed tomorrow's Monday winter breaks approaching I'm in the the rental house until January i want to be home this weekend was fun everything is awseome sort of bored I'm going to bed

Mrs.Roberts

When i first met Mrs.Roberts she seemed pretty nice i saw her and she was not mad because none of the 5/6 graders were bothering her we got temporary  buddies i got a 5th grader drake and a sixth grader she explained our classes then after that we did 2 exercises one with a hula hoop where joberts had to hold hands and get a hula hoop all the way around to the beginning Roberts won 1st time Joseph won 2nd time but it was a team work exercise then we had to go on a line on the wall and organise everybody January to December it was a very fun day I'm gonna miss Mrs.Roberts

Another terrible day

Well I don't know what to write today wait I know I got hurt teribbly today first of all.I got hit by a basket ball by someone and got a bloody nose. then when I went outside for recess I was playing tag I was standing still and another person ran into me and I got a huge bump on my head that's why I was not in class in LA social studies and science

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Magical Keyboard #9 Wind Dragon

we flew at the wind dragon with our brand new wings the Totally not cheesy in any way ones pointed us in the direction of the wind dragon we have not used the keyboard in a while have we Yea lets do creative ways to beat this one Paintbrush we slapped the wind dragon with paint Colorful Rainbow Lava pit the dragons tail was burnt Jail Cell it was trapped Cop the cop locked the Cell scientist it used an explosive potion it blew them up CRAZY SLAP HAPPY MAN he started slapping him KIRBY SWORD oh hi Kirby ULTIMATE SWORD Dont underestimate the pink PuffBall Wind Dragon

Magical Keyboard #8

The fire dragon started burning me ow the fire was 300 oF kevin got out the water whipper and used a hurricane i went with good ol Earth spikes the fire dragon was stronger so he got bigger snd bigger he was at the clouds though his fire burnt the gas filled clouds so they blew up the drsgon fell down we had seconds to attack i ran so fast it look liked i teleported hevin made a water walking pathway and we striked he started digging down and shooting upwards we saw fairys who gave us wings and we flew right at the dragon attack attack attack SPECIAL ULTIMATE SUPER DUPER DELUXE AMAZING AWSEOME SUPER COOL COMBO the dragon fell to the ground                              
Beaten Earth/Terra Water Fart Fire not attacked Lightning Wind Light Dark

Magical Keyboard #7 Time for a comeback

Earth dragon the dragon spiked me with earth right through my stomache "YOU WILL PAY" Kevin i came running at him and kicked him at the speed of light he started melting "DIE" then i threw  at least we got the earth sword right "yea i guess" i half threw up said

Thanksgiving poem

Dyson.M
(Things)
I am thankful for my 3ds because of the games i play
I am thankful for my bike to ride around
I am thankful for The laptop to do homework and play games

(Places you go)
I am thankful for my house to keep me warm and safe at night
I am thankful for My school to learn many days
I  am thankful for my church to worship god

(People)
I am thankful for my family because they are nice to me
I am thankful for my friends to support me and keep me happy
I am thankful for all my teachers that i can remember Ms. Bovue Ms. Palmer Mr. Zwernick Ms.H & Ms.M and joberts

I am most thankful for...
God  for making me alive to have a good life

Terrible Day

Today was horrible i was putting my 3ds in my locker then i dropped it i was like "eh" and pivked it up then i saw it waas broken it still worked but one part was snapped off i could see the circuit board the system always flopped backwards also i cried so much it was a said day but other days could be better so i will hope the next day will be a better day

Magical keyboard 6 finishing the water dragon AHW

"Ok I'm back in" I got out the farting fury from the fart dragon the water dragon lost its sense of smell and fainted Kevin used his sword on it "COMBO" simulator said "what dragon next?"

Magical Keyboard 5

Water dragon the water dragon whipped me i started bleeding pause II this hurts i seriously need a break kevin

Fart dragon magical keyboard 4

We slashed  the fart dragon over and over in its scales and in its butt and he farted all over me "eww" well gotta do next dragon

Magical keyboard 3 Dragons

We met a wizard he told us that there are dragons fire earth water lightning wind light dark and the weakest Fart That's nasty I said well worst for first take on the fart dragon Fine Kevin said ok...

Beating M&L dream team

The time when i played and beat mario and luigi dream team WARNING SPOILER ALERT i went inside of bowsers dream his minions kept giving him meat until he grew huge i used luigi nary power to grow huge to his there was lava surrounding us the mini flying ships were chipping of the land behind giant luigi i could knock him backwards to move forward or knock him in the background to burn him after we moved of the platforms 2 times we went to a circular arena he started spinning in his shell i spinned my hammer it was like beyblades but better if you got knocked off into the lava you would lose health i beat him YESSS!!!! wait a second the magikoopas appeared and made him grow 1ox the size of giant luigi i had to push up his foot and hit him with fireballs and make him dizzy then star glider i got mario of my head jumped really high put him on a star and threw him back he dodged a bunch of fireballs and ran straight threw bowser BAM!! we beat him in his own dream we went to the second area antasma (the evil bat) went in his dream prince dream beart one of the pillo (not to be confused with pillows even though you can sleep on them to go to the dream world) went in and came back eat up mario jumped in and dreamy luigi went inside him (happens a lot) and antasma was huge when you got hit you went on a dream inside a dream and have to find the way out prince dreambert heals you often when you beat him you leave the dream world and then go to the final floor of Neo bowser castle (300 words) not done

Magical keyboard 2

So we level up when we kill a lot of monsters yep Kevin said Level 1 us vs slime we got our wooden swords out and sliced through the slime nice job we said thanks

The magical Keyboard #1

Kevyns Ipad case broke his keyboard now lets him type far… away from his ipad he put his ipad in the trunk and went on a road trip he typed about his stories with the keyboard. the ipad started flying out of the trunk he typed up rainbows he looked outside and saw a rainbow he searched up cello music it played music he searched up shield shield hmmm…. When he got home he searched up “bigger backyard” the earth got bigger, “simulator” he got a sword and started fighting evil monsters the simulator gave him pain but he could not die

Dog chronicles#7

The Final battle Swing i slash forward and i cut the robot he bangs me on the head we leap up and break our robots i get my sword out and point it at his neck wait you wouldn't kill a cat ... Will you not be mean "yes" OK take me home bum ok 

The end?

Dog Chronicles 6

I ran up inside the capital and the catmaster went inside a robot Next... #7 Finale

one time i was having a normal day in summer and we saw a crack in the floor upstairs I HATE that crack we took a video of it and showed it to our mom she came up and looked at it hmm... we should call someone later... they said that a pipe burst in our house and we had to live in a hotel for a bit THAT was the worst expirience ever people would say WOO-HOO HOTEL YAY! and i admit it was like that for a while then a month or 2 later i started crying A LOT about how i wanted to go home an d the construction crew did nothing but break down a wall (literally) we got out of the hotel 2 months later YAY (right?) NOPE now our insurance says that they are not paying for the hotel and they are giving us 2 months in a rental house and the construction company is finally doing alot of work my mom says they are not making a good legacy to other customers we were wondering if we would have to move but we wont right now we are in a rental house wondering could this get WORSE honestly i am not sure this is real life writing too and this is happening right NOW! To be continued
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Dog chronicles #5

Super jump i jumped in the air and sliced through the screen dd dog capital maybe thats his hideout ok lets go there next Ok

Dog chronicles #4 AHW

Ok so what do we do now i said well i guess we fight off that giant dog beast i used laser sword gun on it "too easy i said" greetings humans and dogs  a message appeared on a screen my name is catmaster im gonna take over your world now k? Try too i said

Five nights at Freddy's Funny story

Night 2 it was Friday i was letting my friend Laurent play he was doing terrible he never checks the camera surprisingly foxy (the scariest?) killed him you see at pirates cove foxy comes out he is friends with no one when there is a big opening there if you look at the west hall foxy walks down it can be avoided by quickly leaving the camera and closing the door he walks faster each night on some nights he sprints Laurent said he was ''surprised'' and that's why this game is terrifying i will see if i can get a pic of foxy

The dog chronicles #3

"WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY! NO pressure? STOP being mean i want to go home!" I said but... the rebellion... I don't care this is all just this crazy stupid dream i dont want to fight off this giant dog beast or whatever "um... let me show you the news" "Oh theres a so called dog news Now." "Listen here buddy im tired of all this poop falling out of your mouth its getting in your teeth and makes you sound like..." "I'M done im saving your life i bought you a giant laser sword so stop being a dumb wittle teensy tiny baby." he said "ok but can i call you bum" "Yes"
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The dog chronicles #2 AHW

The dog chronicles #2

Hey im back from my errands oh by the way there's this dog rebellion trying to take over the world to rule the cats were going to war so no pressure

Dog Cronihcles #1 AHW

The dog barked over and over i heard him say RIDE ME RIDE ME i jumped on him and he farted rainbows out into the sky Hold on He gave us Space helements and suits we went to planet dog topia u stay here for a few minutes im gonna go run a few errands OK? I said well gonna get some dog buiscits excuse me whats the exchange rate for otherworldly money "ruff" the dog said (1 US dollar equals 10 dog buiscits) wait i thought you guys ate those Eat those? This is wierd

TO be Continued

Michindoh and creepy class

There I was In creepy class at camp michindoh waiting for it to be my turn I watch other people hold it and think that's Crazy My turn it's time to hold a tarantula I watch as it's itty bitty feet walk across my hands it was a lot more soft than I though it be it was very slow at a move stop pace it moved so slow when it stopped for a while when it moves again it scared me it came onto the camp teachers hand done  now it's time to hold the cockroach 

Published Piece #1 Dog Down

We were going back from our grandmas house we got into our car.

"Hi mommy" I said.

 "Hey guys." my mom said. we were driving away we parked at our house "Kids I've got something to tell you" 

"What?!" we said "

Our dog Ginger-  is- DEAD."  

"WHAT NO NO NO that... CANT be TRUE!!"

 "I'm sorry she had blood on the brain she died at the hospital" 

[sniff] "..n...o you're ly...ing" I said, 

Aria got out of the car crying I stayed in the car and kept on crying "N.....o N-N-N-O Stop ly...in...g I kept crying we drove to the hotel and I went to sleep...

Later, I remembered when my dog got stuck in our neighbors gate on the back side of my house ''Can you help, please?'' ''No.'' The woman said

  "Jerk" I thought i felt like a mouse I eventually got her out ''Yay” I thought I woke up

Normally we would go to our house to feed ginger and walk her but now that she was D...ead .... but…

I survived at least I had good times with ginger maybe one day I might have another pet and if I do I will love the pet just as much as ginger, if someone important in your life passed away do not worry you are not the only one

The End

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PICTURE TIME!

today i have i photo photogaphy i make photos and edit them i've been playing around with snapseed and editing photos i like making Creepy photos its really fun to make them i made one of spongebob me etc. i try to find pictures to manipulate all the time i eventually delete the old one but if im still working on one i can show eople the diffrence becuase when i hold down my finger on the photo then i can compare the old one to the new i never get scared of my photos though.

LIBRARY TIME

Yesterday i went to the library my sister wanted to get a new book called alliegant it was the book after divergent and insurgent we knew that it was an adult book so i showed her the adult section we went up to the adult section desk "do you have a book called allegiant" we asked the woman "hmm... let me check 7 alligent books... and theyre all out" "aw man" i thought so then aria put hold on alligent.  then I went to the youth section and got many books, last time i got 12 books and finished them in a few days. so this time i got 21 books WOAH! a lot of them were comics because at the library there are a lot of comics. I was checking out the books but somehow a book i didnt want got into my bag and I never checked it out. we walked outside to leave BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! "???!!!" I thought then I went to the desk and told them the problem and counted the books they put the book on the fly and let us go and the red buzzer beeped behind us. 

THE END

Person
The time when aria and me rode a roller coaster
The time when my little brother payce threw up in the car
The time when i beat the rock climbing wall

Place
The time When we went to cedar point
The time we had to live at embassy suites for ???
The time i went to michindoh

Thing
The time we went to the zoo and saw a lot of animals
The time i went on a plane and flew over the Sea
The time i went to Disney world on a boat

YUM!

The rainbow unicorn flew through the sky and went into the cloud then I noticed it

wasnt a rainbow unicorn at all it was a rainbow puppy dog! bacon stared flying at the

dog narf narf narf 100 points earned I realized it was a video game and i was using my body as a controller. but who am i the puppy dog or the bacon hopefully not the bacon. I started digging underground realizing I was the puppy dog. eggs started falling on the bacon they fell down the tunnel along with me into the mantle they started roasting. I grabbed the bacon and eggs and put then on a plate on a table and that's how i get my breakfast.

I jumped into the pool it was very hot I absorbed it into a giant bowl and continued on. I went up to chicken planet outside of our world and got lots of chicken. I found some noodles underground, I stirred them together and poured them into a river and that's how I got my awesome lunch. then I got my swimming trunks and made a very graceful leap and slurped it up. there was so much that i made a glass container full of the ocean of chicken noodle soup for leftovers. 

I went to planet egg and i got a rolling stick I got some bread and rolled up into an egg roll. then, I got some vegetables down in a rabbit hole "Thanks For The carrots" I said "Your Welcome" Said the rabbit. It took someones giant broccoli wig. then I went to a giant corn cob and shaved it for corn. Then I took a dip in some gravy and rolled it on a giant plate. then I got some beef and biscuits for a hamburger I then had a feast with fantastic Mr fox and gave a ton of food to the homeless. I had so much food I didn't know what do so i made a floating island from einstein secret science book and poured the huge amount of leftovers on the island. I told the homeless and poor and Mr.fox and the others about it and as far as I know they are still Living of that Food THIS DAY!
  

I went to the Bannana split got in my ninja costume and took a giant peice. I went to a giant cookie and made a huge hole through the center.  then I went to a giant waffle cone torpedo that was about to destroy the bannana split so I grabbed the cone. then I got a giant container of fudge and poured it on the food. then I went to the huge donut and shaved all around the outside. then I asked kirby for some cake he Said sure I paid him back with whipped cream then. I got kirby over and we ate Dessert.