using cool fonts and stuff

Don't bold words look cool? I think so how many characters did i use bold on at the left (answer key at end)

Well (BOLD) looks awesome  you    know?

Zombie apocalypse dreams

I noticed i had a 2 zombie Apocalypse dreams you can determine which ones more scary
1. me and my mom are driving away from the zombies and calling people we keep driving away and run out of gas a zombie hand comes from the bottom of the car we get out of the car and... You know


2.Zombies suddenly come from everywhere i see some people get left behind we all cram into the school which looks like bcs the zombies break in but theres a chance for all zombies to be disenfected in a years time and all non-zombies to stay safe so 3 people somehow are Sonic characters (Weird right?) take turns one of them fails zombie itts like a weird dark hall and all 3 of them have to get to the end (yes absolutely nosense) but they win. THE END

SWIMMING

today is Thursday, that means i swim twice i had a 5:30 early make up class and eveeryone thought it was a 5:00 class so we were in a hurry for nothing i used to play soccer but i didn't enjoy it so i do after-school swim lessons at a swim school there is one more lever after the one i am at untill im on the rec team the levels are Beginner, Glider, Glider+, Star, Pro, and Recreational swim team. i want to complete rec and swim at school I LOVE SWIMMING!

Last nights weird and creepy dream

When i was asleep i had a weird dream Dream: there was a virtual reality game (virtual reality= the thing on cnn) where some random things were playing it was a puzzle game but when you died you really died and you are on a elevator and have to get up floors and no one made it and then someone was at 25/30 and died and to play you eat candied apples and my mom ate one and i was like noo and stuffed her face in gravy  and she came back and i explained it to every one there and then after school i went home and then you could play it without real life dying and then my mom was playing it in the car and then the door opened and their were eyes then the door closed and the game announced how long it took to get home END
weird ending right also this is all a dream

ad ideas#1 ew...

 Can somebody comment on what i write because maybe i am not voted for jbow because people dont like what i write and think it is boring,

 Anyway right now i am listening to music and an ad comes up about a vaccum for poop. "CLEANS 100% it also has a glass container so you can see How clean it is buy it at ranged prices for the 3 at $49.99-$59.99!" next ad, "the foldable toilet great for road trips dont be the one who poops on long trips!" "It can be used at work and people will see you in that chair and Say you really have grown!", "guess what you can say." "I know right!" "Buy at $19.99." "Plop" Next Ad. "Crappy crush
match 3 poops in a row, unlock ultimate poop for five DOWNLOAD NOW"

DERP #2

people do not like my pokemon ideas

 list

Derpachu

Derp-Evolution

Bullet types

Gun abilities

Wild AK-47s machine guns and no.3 pencils

Derp regions

well i guess i will play derpimon by myself

A wild derpmander appeared 

Dyson used Gun

derpmander fainted

The end

Fri-Sun AHW

Friday: went to my new swimming level star and tried doing dolphin kick my swim coack was 22 so i started singing 22 to see his reaction he asked me if i had a sister who like taylor swift and i said no
Saturday: jaylen came over and we played a sonic game and wii party then i went swimming with
My freind Tyson for 2-3 hours beat my Mom's record for holding breath under water
Mom: 24.30 Me:25.67 aria: 21-22 Tyson: not very long some had pepperoni some had pineapple
Then we watched Tv
Sunday: played videogames went to church and bloged
BYE!

Book club Book

my book club book made me sad Spoilers...












People just give up lay down and wait to die get eaten by animals or die during bombs it is so sad when all the pain is happening i just NEED to get to the end of this book i need to know what happens but i have to go to bed so that sucks G'night

DERP

I like derp faces they are sooooo derpy, if you are wondering what derp means it comes from the greek root word herp-a-derp. I saw a video it was derpy it had a very derpy squid skyderpsminecraft hates squids eh its to derpy for him.

 derp face: 
one day i quested through derpland and saw the derp cave inside was the almighty god of derp he's the derp face dat derp face yo soo he said that the derps were attacking and i needed to get the 4 derp crystals and Excalibur and i said Nah, too derpy and i left
how to pronounce derp:
deh-rp
 so now that you learned a lot about derp

answer this quiz

eh to lazy
fine...

what is derp
A. derp B. derp C. derp D. derp
E. all of the above




















1E: correct
ok done

The 4 adventures #2 lets go!

everyone packed their stuff and wen into their travel modes "road trip!" said dyson "no walk trip none of us have licenses" said bob "ooh i know wings" said kevyn and they flew over the road NO FLY BARRIER they were stopped ok we will just walk "3

"horses?" said kevyn and dyson "great idea"said bum "and they rode to the mountain.

dog adventures its back?

he did not leave us alone "BADCAT stop!" i said "only if you go through this portal" "fine just shut up" 'lol" and they jumped "who are you?" "..." said?

Magical keyboard 10 the portal

dyson and kevyn saw a magical blue portal a meteor was about to blow the 2 of them up "quick jump!" said Kevyn
he typed wings and they flew into the portal "What?" said Dyson "Is" said Kevyn "That!" they said simountaneously

bobs adventure #2

bob saw a bortal "cool!" He jumped "where am i" "oh hi!" "who are you"
continued in the 4 adventures

chicken nugget warriors #9 where are AHW 3/10/15

"look a screen" says frie "destroy it" says burger "Burger gun activation complete" says his burgpod "oh look a portal lets go!" "Where are we..." says frie "and who are you?" says burger "..." says ?
to be continued in the 4 adventures

the 4 adventures #1 the journey Republish AHW 3/9/15

Bob teleported to kevin and dysons world and so did bum and hoomin burger and frie all came to defeat all their enimies
all the elemental dragons including lightning dark light Mc wendy burger king the evil cat

and Bobs enemy

BOBB you see it has the second B capitalized and the O and a extra B

all team up for a journey to superstar stadium to fight their enemies
"First we all have to do a meeting" said Bob
"NAH!" said burger
"SIT DOWN!"
you Dyson and Kevyn first we come from REAL
planet
"I'm Bob from planet B everything starts with B's on my planet" came u
"Me and frie are from planet Fast food w quest to defeat the shadow and the chicken nugget warriors"
"I'm hoomin from plantet and I'm bum I"m from dogtopia and hoomin from plantet we need to defeat evil cat
"where are we by the wa,.y.. ooh a centipede with  a top hat" comments hoomin
 "You see you know if ya..." SQAUSH! "um so... every 50 years all our home planets come together to form the adventure-net if you did not know we also have sparkle roads for travel to visit
A broken screen came "hey didn't we break  that?" says frie "oh no our enemies" says burger
"..top././. mountain.... battle;' oh bodlook an arena
"Lets Go!" says everybody

ICW

added parenthical picture plans

bobs adventure

bob walked to a cliff and saw a boomba and jumped on it it and got a bushroom and a bire blower the worlds full of bs in bob world teleport
next: its a bikmin