captain underpants

captain underpants is the #1 most banned book because of potty humor. more than any other controvenstial title even Ya books. why are parents criticizing a book that gets kids to have a love for reading. i thought the point was to get them to want to read. thank you and good night!

a++++-+

one time i saw this uncle grandpa episode where the kid made a model pyramid. the teacher thought that it was so good that they gave him an A++++-+. it was funny that they added the minus and the original pyramid uncle grandpa ate. uncle grandpa is a very very weird show. my sister does not like it at all i wonder why?

barf

The time when i barfed into the swimming pool i ate and did not wait 30 minutes so i barfed out this huge red and green chunk i think i lost 3 pounds and people kept swimming as the barf washed ashore i didn’t try to barf into the swimming pool i just couldn’t hold it in. The end

Qwertyuiop

one time i pooped my pants at a skiing place and my skis were still one my feet so i had to walk slowly to the bathroom and i could not get there fast enough so i pooped my pants and i needed more underwear so i had to change. The end

Halloween

i went trick or treating with aria and my friends we found a house that said take 1 of course we didn’t take 1 we took 5 i checked my pillowcase and it seemed really full we took a turn in the road which i regretted because we came back home and could have trick or treated longer i counted all my candy and got about 90 peices of candy aria got 170 “what?” 32 of them were m&m fun size packets and 15 were kit kats 5 of them were giant hershey bars then i put the chocolates and sweets in separate bags well i had a pretty good weekend

Meanwhile

I got a book called meanwhile. There are 3,856 story possibilities and is the coolest choose your own adventure book ever. You start out with a choice of getting vanilla or chocolate ice cream which chooses what happens. I am going to read this so much. Bye.

So much candy I'm Gonna get so sick

I got 89 peices of candy. 5 giant Hershey and 2 mike and Ike's. Trick or treating is awesome. I separated chocolate and sweets. So I'm gonna have lots of candy to eat. i also saw a tent i think a halloween party and i took a quarter of a powdered donut.